dildo nubbins

another term for a noob or newbie. Derived from Bilbo Baggins from the lord of the rings, a dildo and newbie.

"Shut the fuck up dildo nubbins." "Jack acts like such a fuckin dildo nubbins."

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nibbin on the nubbins

A very annoying and obnoxious way for a husband to describe breastfeeding.

"Oh, excuse me, I didn't realize the baby was nibbin on the nubbins"

"If you call it nibbin on the nubbins one more time you're sleeping on the couch!"

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Swollen Nubbins

Serious Homosexual testicular condition caused by the clashing of two different ball sacks during agressive doggie style anal intercourse

Goddamit Cam!! exclaimed Gordon, i thought i told you to lube up your back wheels!!

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Frodo nubbins

to describe a person who retains the characteristics of a complete nubcake, or someone who is an utter newbie, n00b, nub or lameass........

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1 joo sux0rz! joo are teh l337 n00b!!!! kekeke joo are frodo nubbins!!!1111one

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Nubbin Snubbed

When a female prevents a fellow female from being plunged. Lady equivalent of a 'cock block.'

"Jeff was going to smash my crotch in but then Tracy told him I was on my period and totally nubbin snubbed me"

USB Nubbin

A nubbin is a 120V outlet -> USB connector for charging phones etc.

I plugged my phone into the usb wire but it wasn't connected to the USB nubbin, so it didn't charge. I should have connected it to the nubbin and plugged the nubbin into the wall.

cheek-nubbins

-noun
1. The fleshy protrusions on the inside of one's mouth that tend to get bitten off when you bite your cheek.

-adjective
2. A cheek-nubbins kinda guy. The kind of guy who looks like he accidentally bites his cheek nubbins a lot.

-superlative
3. The bumps in a person's cheeks that protrude outward while giving oral sex to a man.

-noun
1. The fleshy nubbins on the inside of one's cheeks (possibly outside as well, depending on the circumstances) see; superlative form.

-adjective
2. You're such a cheek-nubbins kinda guy!

-superlative
3. She was gagging so hard on that cock she had cheek nubbins coming out of the back of her neck!

4. Hey! It's all your fault! This gum you gave me made me bite my cheek nubbins!

-synonyms
5. masticulatory protuberance hindrances, cheek bumps, bulge, protuberance.

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