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1) to “correct” someone in an overly confident and grandiose way asserting “facts,” while being simultaneously completely wrong and completely unaware of being wrong.
2) to “fix” a situation with full confidence and reassurance, but actually make it worse without realizing it.
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An undertrained person that is made to do the work of a fully trained expert without the required knowledge/skill and without knowing that he/she is actually not an expert.
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1) “I studied the Civil War for over a month, but when mom asked me a question about it, the guest nurse-practitionered right over me.”
2) “I took my engine to be repaired; unfortunately though the mechanic nurse-practitionered it and then overcharged me for the service.”
N.
“My pipes broke and I thought I hired a plumber, but a nurse practitioner showed up.”
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a roadblock between a quick and painless death
When I get old and can barely take care of myself, Im not going into a nursing home. If I die from falling, O well! At least I didnt spend my last years around a bunch of control freak nurses telling me what to do all day, with a crappy dorm room full of medical shit, and eating in this crappy cafeteria eating mush.
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A nursing blowjob is when you are in a threesome one of the girls breastfeeds you while the other one will give you a blowjob
I ask my two girlfriends can I have a nursing blowjob
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Derived from Animaniacs, a person who is so visually appealing to all that you must draw attention to them by saying "hellloooo nurse".
**walking down the street when the hottest looking guy ever walks past you, you whistle appreciatively, turn to your friend and say "hello nurse".
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Offer ice for every last thing. Unkept office with students lined up out the door trying to get home. There are probably no more than two school nurses per school. Thinks that you parents or guardians need to know every last bit of information, and asks them if they can come pick you up. These nurses probably don't even have a medical dagree. Most of these school nurses are fat. Eventhough you feel horible, they probably won't beleive you, so they send you back to class after 3 mins. Nurses have memory erasers, because they ask for you name evey time you go to see them. Their office always smells like they are cooking something. Probably every office has an empty garbage bin for needles. Probably every office has a microwave.
(NOTE I am just using random names!)
(Bob) Mrs, I feel like I will be throwing up badly
*Throws up intestines*
(School Nurse) Do you want me to call your mom?
(Steve) Mrs I think I am pa-
*Drops to floor*
(Nurse) You look fine to me, go back to class!
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A place where many will enter and few will graduate, run by the worse nursing instructors of mankind.
Well, I just got into nursing school, hmmm...... I wonder if I will graduate.
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World's last legal form of torture. After two years in a gulag learning to "help people", you are shipped off to Siberia for had labor to "help people" as a clinical student. Survivors and escapees of these death camps are rewarded ridiculously by the institutions that monitored the torture. Victims can be identified by scrubs, an enduring symbol of pain and suffering.
Perks from nursing school include the ability to know when the moon is full without looking outside, tell what someone drank and their BAC by smell, and pulling all-nighters as training for overnight shifts after you graduate.
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