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Oathing is the act of being simultaneously extremely gay and retarded in a group chat.If somebody tell you you are oathing you should consider suicide
Guy 1:Bro I just sucked a girls dick so hard last night
Guy 2:Stop Oathing
The promise among the third estate before the French revolution to continue meeting until a new constitution would be established.
King Louis XVI: Stop meeting up, you're scaring me
Literally dying peasant: We can't, we swore the tennis court oath
the slang term used after a bloke comes back from a bender and is absolutely munted off nose beers. also used if a bloke came back from an all-male brothel and is about to get the dog.
old chappo: just got back from my bender and I am fucked.
Christopher: fuck oath bah, how was it?
old chappo: lahd I am pretty chuffed tbh, u should have seen the blokes on blokes.
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Where you **swear** to tell the truth.
Confused social-studies student: I was always under the impression that you're supposed to be polite and respectful whenever you in a court of law, not lace your language with profanity --- why should anyone be compelled to "swear" to tell the truth when he agrees to "testify under oath"???
Eating KFC is a delicious extravaganza. A mouth watering joy of essence itself. But the Kernel will take back what it’s due. One may eat of its tastiness now, but the one will suffer from severe fire poops that draw blood shortly after. And this is the KFC Blood Oath.
Hey Josh, you eat that delicious KFC yet?
Sure have man! I enjoyed every moment!
Yeah, I’m sure! You think the KFC Blood Oath will be repaid tonight, or tomorrow morning?
Oh tonight for sure!!
Take oath is a term used by travellers or gypsies to promise something like:
Oi you digymcoy take oath on ya mothers life you did not steal ma Charlene. You gorja
The oath in which 2 or more people sit on a toilet and pee — while all saying an oath that they will all be friends forever. I SWEAR TO DEAR GOD THAT I WILL BE FRIENDS FOREVER WITH ____,______,______, (people/person) AFTER THIS TINKLE IS OVER.
Person One "We're gonna be friends forever"
Person Two "Not unless we do the tinkle oath"