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It's my birthday, also known as the day that I was born. My mom forgets sometimes so I'm putting it here.
Me: Hey Mom, do you know what day it is? It's October 21.
Mom: Tuesday?
Me: It's my birthday
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October 31 is the time to shoot your last shot before No Nut November. So get your girl/boy and have fun.
October 31 is your last chance in a month. Don’t waste it.
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It’s national give your crush a hug day
It’s October 14 I should give my crush a hug
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October 24 is the day to just go up to people and give them a hug and see if they hug you back or whatever
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National steal your friends dog or cat day
Hey I’m taking your dog
Wait no stop
Sorry man it’s October 24
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Short People Day! On this day we will be acknowledging them, so if you are the tall friend them give you short friend a complement!
Tall friend: *sees short friend* *It’s October 21*
Short friend: Hi
Tall friend: You look taller today!
Short friend: *cries inside* Thanks.
National ask out you’re crush day
October 15 is national ask your crush out day
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