Falls on 15th February. A day where your brotherhood can't pressure you with decisions by questioning the strength of the brotherhood.
A: You bro not?
B: Haha can't use that bro. It's brothers off day
Dimitri ruins jokes so we fuck him up
“let’s go bully Dimitri because it’s fuck off Dimitri day
On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.
It's national jerk off day!! Finally!!
Cut a pedos dick off if they mess with your loved one
(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)
Person 1 : Sis i just got harrased by a man :(
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!
November 18th is jerk off your homie day. Get going with the homies or a homie and have a good time ! Also it’s an automatic no homo
Yo bro it’s national jerk off your homie day you down?
January 20th, the day the Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Why don't you join him in the yearly feast.
Dude, did you know that it's national bite the head off a bat day?
No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.
Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!
post him on any social media!!
A: “Hey today is show him off day! Are you going to show him off today?”
B: “huh?”
A: “today show him off day you have to post your boyfriend on any social media and show him off!”