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a religion where people have an addiction to people way older than them.
I follow addiction-to-older-people-ism because of marvel and other celebrities.
He/she that’s is or has been involved with someone older than 40.
David is a younger man who can’t get anyone he desires but he prefers and older lover
"BuT wE dIdN't KnOw It At ThE tImE!" ~ Piers Morgan
Hym "Yes we did you fat bitch! Yes we ducking did! And the conservative news-media was on it THE WHOLE TIME! They were shouting it from the rooftops and were condemned and attacked for doing so and ONCE THEY WERE PROVEN CORRECT... The libtards just tucked their heads and walked away as though it never happened. Like a child that threw a baseball through someone's window. We absolutely DID know that Covid only killed older people. We knew the lockdowns were ineffective. We watched as our politicians ignored their own prescriptions. Absolute shill behavior Piers. Pathetic."
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Person 343: Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser.
People that have watered down nearly every alt subculture and baked it into one big clusterfuck. The clothes needed to achieve the 2000s older brother core aesthetic can be found on aliexpress (bonus points if it is made out of polyester). If you want to really get into it buy the biggest jncos, southpoles, etc and baggiest affliction or tapout shirt (they can't skate and dont know what mma is). Bonus points if they went to a semetary concert wearing an ushanka.
"Name 5 2000s older brother core songs"
"smegmatary, jnco, ushanka, affliction, and skate archive"
The greatest person ever to exist in your life. Always has your back, inspires you, and makes you happy!
You: Hey, let’s go out in the hallway and play WAR!
older sister: When do we start?
A lesbian, usually over 30, that is often sort after for advice on lifestyle, relationships, home improvement and fixing Subaru’s
Jess spoke to an O.W.L older wiser lesbian
as her Subaru needed an oil change