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Absolute legend, man of great knowledge and humour. With great ability to just provoke laughter from faliature and in everything he does just a legend.
All of a sudden Dan dropped his phone of the third floor of the building, whilst recording a video.
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Dan is the perfect guy, his cock is fucking massive, everybody loves him he’s just an all round loving, caring, sexy, selfless, humble perfect human being.
Some people describe Dan as a can of Pringles, once you pop you cant stop.
Its not easy being a Dan everyone wants to be around him everyone wants to be like Dan.
“Is that dan”
“Yeah he’s fucking sexy”
“Yeah i know i wish i was his girlfriend shes so lucky”
“OMGGG Dan spoke to me he’s so perfect”
Otherwise known as dipshit Dan, and trust me there's a reason for that name. He's a really lovely fella and he hasn't got a bad bone in his body. He may have the IQ of a pencil, but somewhere deep down and god knows he hides it well there's a clever chap.
whose that dipshit?
Oh that's Dan
Dan is an amazing person. They're ridiculously funny but also one of the sweetest and most genuine people you could ever meet. Most of the time they act stupid in such a way that could make anyone laugh or pick anyone up if they're feeling down. Having a Dan as a friend is incredible, they'll crack jokes while also being there for anyone who needs them, simultaneously however they are great partners. They're so attentive but aren't afraid to piss about. Dan's can be serious and loving one minute then stupid and hilarious the next, there's no other words to describe how much of an impact Dan's can have on someone's life. Dan's are adorable <3
Person 1: Dan is so amazing
Person 2: Yeah he's an incredible person all round
he is an amazing person!! very nice and funny, always able to put a smile on my face. also prettiest man ive ever seen!!:) always found a way to cheer me up when i felt down, and actually saved my life. thank you dan. im so glad i met him, i love him so much<3
hey whos that butters guy?
its dan :)