puck slut

a girl who fucks / hooks up with only hockey players.

or a girl who fucks a whole hockey team

kayla alicia and alexis are puck sluts

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piss puck

A frozen sheet of pee made by peeing in a pan and freezing it. Used for pranks.

The neighbor's kept waking me up at night, so I made a piss puck and slid it under their door. They never could figure out who peed by the door.

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power puck

A gay male that only takes it in the ass for hockey players. Loves goalies and pucks/sticks in his ass. Yells goooooooal when he nuts.

Wow, can't wait for that little power puck to come over after the Flyers game!

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Cunt Puck

n. A person who lacks any and all social skills/common sense/reason for existence

Person 1 - Hey guys guess what! I just saw something green!
Person 2 - Shut your stupid ass up cunt puck.

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puck you

Polite word instead of fuck

jonah go 2 the principals office
PUCK YOU MISS

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Squeezing the puck

When you fan on a shot with a wide open net.

Awh buddy talk about squeezing the puck on that one. Fuckin plug show over here

puck fuck

A puck fuck is a chick who only fucks hockey players.

Dude-Man that chick is sucha puck fuck
Dude 2- Ya, mabey we should play hockey

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