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juice

A term used for the excretion of bodily fluids during sexual intercourse.

"Dude, don't get your juice stains all over my futon tonight."

"Who's juice stain is this on my futon?"

"Don't get your juice over here..."

by Lucas Hoch May 19, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


juiced

To look and stay fly and/or pimpin

I stay juiced all day everyday thats da way I live

by Balla Baby 24 June 13, 2006

117๐Ÿ‘ 113๐Ÿ‘Ž


juice

Something white people drink that has vitamins and shit in it.

Nigga what the fuck is juice? I want some drink

by K2Tanner November 10, 2007

31๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Juice

A Texas Hold'em poker hand, when holding a jack and a duce, J-2. This is called juice.

Oh you have pocket aces? I umm....have the juice.

(Doyle Brunsun) heh....I have the Brunson
(Poker Noob) Oh yeah? ....I got the juice!
(Doyle Brunson) I...hate....you
(Poker Noob) Pwnt

by Alex B From Cali October 13, 2006

45๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Juice

Commonly used in parts of nothern midwest, Boston, southern florida, and eastern rockies.

1.) Being ripped off or put on blast in any number of ways. Often leaving feelings of temporary worthlessness or aggression.

EX.-Friend steals your girlfriend

-Friend jacks your protein

-one executes a perfect comback in large group of people.

-Friend fails to notify you of a large party

-Girl turns you down in front of friends making you look like you have no game.

- One delivers a comically true but personal insult that may result in extreme levels of embarrassment.

-Friend notifies your girlfriend that you have been sleeping with 3 other girls of higher social and physical status than her.

2.) The practice of someone who commonly uses steroids. Ususally someone who juices will have little to no knowlege of personal health, difficutly with self-esteem, no job or higher education, poor work eithic, exceedingly low-IQ, wears "Ed Hardy" T-shirts, uses heavy doses of extra strength Paul Mitchell Hair Gel, commonly seen with "Tap-out" Tshirts but has no expirience in MMA, previous difficulty of picking up women, and will also go by particular nicknames that will exemplify their ego. However, once someone has juiced for a period of time, women seem to be much easier, giving the juicer a false perception of an increase in game.

EX.

Eugene: "Bro, did you sleep with my girlfriend last night?"
Gary: "Yeah, my bad bro, I drank a dos equies, I was feelin' it."
Eugene: "You just juiced the shit out of me!"

EX.

(large group of girls present)

Tom: "Sup ladies, I made 12.8 mil last year."
Sally: "Yeah, but we had sex, and you have a 3 inch penis."
Ned: "HA HA HA, damn that sucks ass, you got juiced."

EX.
(weightroom enviornment)

Big Dave: "Sup ladies how do you like my biceps?"
Girls: "Ohh my whats your secret!?"
Big Dave: "ahh well --"
Harry: "--He juices."
Big Dave: "What the hell man, why did you juice me like that?"

by GayhopMUfan April 12, 2011

67๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž


Juice

Financial Term: Premium renumeration, bonuses, gross up, per diem, free flights home. Sign on bonuses, completion bonuses, furniture.

Whatever it take to get the working man to take on the shitty jobs and keep the suits careers on track.

Engineer #1:"Are you going to Alaska?"
Engineer #2:"Sure if the juice is right - I cleaned up last time!"

by Major Kong February 26, 2007

22๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


the juice

What you have when you are always macking. (Closely associated with rooster game in this instance.) Or when girls of all ages hit on you without, with no prompting of your own.

When random chick from another country come up and surround you to get their picture taken with you for no apparent reason,when a 14 year old can't wait to turn 18,
OR
When you think you can get any chick you want, single or not...you have "The Juice."
Can't stop the Juice.

by thejuice August 10, 2005

79๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž