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To cop dome from another person without either party telling anyone else about it.
Eliot Spitzer tried and failed to cop dome on the sneak from a high-class hooker.
Talking shit on the sly by posting in general statements that are really directed towards somebody specific.
Do yall see them on Facebook sneak dissing each other because they don't have the heart to say it to one another in person?
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A fart that is surprisingly accompanied by a turd, forcing the farter to pull it back in to prevent a larger accident from ocurring.
Luckily for Eric, he realized his fart was a turtlehead sneak before he stained his underwear.
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Sneak-a-poo is an unexpected poo. It's what happens when you go to the bathroom to pee, and then unexpectedly realize you have to poo too. It's like your poo is saying "peek-a-boo! I'm here!"
It usually only happens to girls, or to boys who sit down to pee.
It usually happens at an inconvenient time, like when you have a meeting in 5 minutes, or when you're at a friend's house for dinner and food has just been served, or when you're at your boyfriend's house in the middle of a movie and you ask him to pause it so you can quickly pee but then you're gone for 15 minutes. If you realize you have to poo in any of these situations or ones like it, you've been sneak-a-pooed.
As a noun:
Sorry I was gone for so long. I thought I just had to pee but it was really a sneak-a-poo.
As a verb:
Dude, sorry I made you wait for me outside the airport terminal bathroom after we deplaned and you were left standing there for 20 minutes and got so bored that you started riding the moving walkway for fun; I totally got sneak-a-pooed.
when your in school and you get a random boner and you know you can fap without the teachers finding out.
"Dude i was in social studies and i pulled a sneak fap, i have to go change im all wet."
"I was sneak fapping when my teacher called my name to turn in my work and my pants were all wet and everyone saw."
The Down Low. To do something on the sneak tip is to do it discretely.
"Yo, you gonna roll to that freaks crib tonight?"
"Yeah, but my girlies adround, it's gotta be on the sneak tip"
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Someone who's talking trash behind someone elses back.
"I heard he be sneak dissin about you G!"
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