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Big bootylicious butt cheeks so plump they can be seen from the front.
She’s not fat, she’s carrying a tasty wide load.
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upgraded wide putin.
a total chad
putin is a virgin
"Wide Zelensky is so hot."
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The biggest conspiracy theory since JFK.
To summarise "Wide Vagina", it is a theory which explains women's dominance over males in the arena of sexual encounter stories. For many men, great embarassment and shame comes from being labelled as a man with a small penis. Now while this may be true for some men, it is often used by a female as a cover story for the poor quality of the sex, the real reason of course being her exceptionally wide vagina.
To conclude, if so many men are heard to have a "small penis", then why aren't as many women held to have a "wide vagina." Think it through logically, the numbers should be even!
Woman - "What are you trying to say?"
Larry David - "I submit to you, that it was not Jeff who has the small penis. But rather, it is you who has the wide vagina."
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obnoxious handshake. when a douche bag approaches you with a handshake while sticking his elbow far too wide.
I hate when douche bags give me the wide elbow.
World Wide Will-aka www. A person by whom all search engines steadfastly rely upon for all of their facts and figures. He always has an answer for any and all questions and points of debate. There is zero doubt as to the authenticity of his interpretations. Google could not continue to survive without all of his vast amounts of knowledge to continuously update their data base.
Spanx: How do you find the hypotenuse of a triangle? Ryan: Hell I don't know. Just ask World Wide Will he'll have your solution to your problem pronto!
running two tv setups in a dorm/apartment room side by side
We running dual wide up in this bitch. Check out my setup..
Hey check this shit out!! He's running dual wide.