Toasting

Toaster kink

Tyler : I’m in to toasting what about you?
Me : What’s toasting?
Tyler : Oh don’t you know? It’s when someone gets aroused by toasters
Me : Damn, okay?

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toast

1. Delicious food that goes well with cheese spread.
2. To make toast.

1. Mmm, toast...
2. HAHA I toasted your car! Oh crap *police sirens* *runs*

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Toast

A semi-popular party game played by French-Canadian teenagers in order to cause humiliation and embarrassment. A group of boys sit in a circle and masturbate with a piece of toast by their penis, which they ejaculate onto. The object of the game is to not be the last one to blow your load, because then you are the one forced to eat the piece of toast (with your semen on it).

Jean-Marc: What did you guys do last night?
Jean-Guy: The guys and I played "toast," it was a shameful night for Jean-Luc.

Jean-Marc: Tabernak

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toasted

extremely intoxicated, usually drunk. Often used in small, rather snooty suburban towns to describe drunkenness and the stupidity drunkenness entails.

After one skinny margarita, I was totally toasted.

I was so drunk, all I could think of was cinnamon toasted crunch and pork fried toasted.

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Toast

1) Too much; I can't; no more
2) a lovely breakfast serving

Guy 1: You want to finish this roach?
Guy 2: Nah, man. Toast.

Example 2:
Waitress: What would you like to order?
Girl: I'd like a bacon omelet with a side of rye toast with butter.

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toast

toast is a game you play with 4-5 guys. sit in a circle, put a piece of toast in the middle, and you all have to cum on the toast. the last one to cum on the toast looses and they have to eat it.

damn, did you see jim's face last night after he lost toast, i would hate to have been him dude!

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toast

Old fashioned Brit. rhyming slang. Toast = burnt bread = Dead.

(Variation "Hovis" a type of brown bread in UK)

I published a goatse pic of the Queen. I'm toast.

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