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One of the worst boy bands to hit the fucking planet. If you are a male from ages eight to eighteen, these are likely the only band any 1D fangirls (dubbed Directioners) will be talking about, or any mainstream-loving teenybopper for that matter. If you are a straight male, you either hate them with a passion or there is something wrong with you. If you are bi or gay, you'll probably only find Zayn Malik attractive..
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One Direction are a British-Irish boy band formed in London during the 2010 series of the 'X-Factor', consisting of members Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson.
They are popular among pre-teen girls and like to take their shirts off. Even though their entire fanbase is under the age of 15, they still like to sing about sex and how they all like Penis. There has been numerous reports (all with legit evidence, such as a picture of the 5 in bed together) claiming their almost certain Homosexuality.
Despite this they have a rabid fanbase of purely female tweens that admire the band solely for their looks. There really is no way they could actually 'enjoy' the music produced by their combined rectum.
Fangirl1: I LOVE U HARRY STYLES!!!11<3๏ปฟ
Fangirl2: they arnt gay they have gfs ur just jelous so stfu
Fangirl3: I <3 THEM SOOOO MUCH :DDD
Fangirl4: ONE DIRECTION 4 LYF <333333
Me: I would face palm at the terrible grammar and general personalities that seems to go hand in hand with 'Directioners', but I fear I may get my hand stuck in the back of my cranium.
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Another one of those crappy pop bands with all boys. While guys think they look gay, girls, for some reason love their looks. Their music, like most music today, is low quality crap that dominates the airwaves. Luckily, they will be forgotten in a year or two, and replaced by other mainstream crap.
Who's One Direction? Must be another one of those terrible bands that teenage girls love. When will music be good again?
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A group of 5 British chino wearing wankers who consistently release awful music, therefore pissing the entire male generation off but some how attracting the attention of thousands of wet girls, who are known as "directioners" you will see these girls parading the streets in nothing but mini skirts and low cut t-shirts all year round, if you ever see somebody who matches this criteria, ask them if they like one direction, you will be surprised!
Slag : "OMG all the one direction boys are sooo reem"
random passer by : "do you really think so?"
Slag : "Yeah course!! im a directioner"
Random passer by : *hits slag in face with spade*
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five flaming homosexuals. Louis and Harry love each other; while Liam, Niall, and Zayn are caught in an intense love triangle.
"Who are they?"
"That's One Direction, they're almost too gay to function."
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the sexiest boy bad alive. pure hotness and vocal talent, with the deadliest fanbase ever. if you mess with directioners, honey, youre screwed.
consists of Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson.
super fans have One Direction Infection.
its uncurable.
me: mom, can i have One Direction for Christmas?
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