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one eyed panda

while a girl is giving you head, cum in one eye. Then while she is confused punch her really hard in the other eye.

Dude where the fuck were you last night??

Sorry i got caught up giving some girl the good ol' one eyed panda

sick shit dude

by Privdonut April 3, 2008

34๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


one eyed penguin

when your doin it in the ass and the guy spits
on the girls back and yells her name, this will
make the girl think that you have ejacualted on
her back when she turns around you jizz in her eye
then punches her in the same eye then leaves.. the
next day she will waddle like a penguin and will only
be able to see out of one eye

Bill is with his friends then they see his girl friend
waddling with a black eye.. Bill says "yea i gave Jill
the one eyed penguin last night"

by Quag Jai April 18, 2006

71๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


One-eyed Snake

The one-eyed snake, other wise known as the penis or dick.

"Hey Jim, sorry i'm late, was playing with the one-eyed snake in my bathroom"

by Jackie kneoff November 1, 2015

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


one eyed pirate

when receiving head, right before you cum, poke your lady in the eye, kick her in the shin and then gizz down her throat. resulting in a hop on one leg, one eye closed tight and a gargling arrhhhggg noise coming from her throat.

It was my amusement for the night when I made my girlfriend a one eyed pirate.

by Mckaytrio January 30, 2008

78๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


one-eyed willy

A Goonies favorite. This is when you cum in a girl's eye, kick her in the shin, and run away as if you set off a series of booby traps. The desired effect is to get her hopping on one leg while holding the other, and covering one of her eyes with her free hand. Resembling the famous pirate (or Mama Fratelli if she's fat). Arrgh!

Last night at the frat party, this girl was so drunk and fugly, I ended up one-eyed willying her.

by PoloSportCondoms.com June 7, 2005

183๐Ÿ‘ 139๐Ÿ‘Ž


one-eyed god

metaphorical reference to the phallus where the urethral opening appears as if it is an eye of a serpent.

she kneeled before the one-eyed god

he left the priesthood because all he could do was worship the one-eyed god

by drew June 14, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


one eyed smile

means sexaul intercourse

did you give her the one eyed smile last night?

by never you mind what my name is July 11, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž