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An expression for breasts when the owner is over 50.
When a girl is in her 20's her tits are called Melons because they are large, round and firm. When a girl gets into her 30s/40's they become baps, still fairly round but softer.
However, once a girl gets into her 50's they become onions, when you see them they make you cry.
Oh no, i just saw your mum's onions <sob sob>
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The best friend a group could ask for. Comforted me during a surgery. Very thique and generous with his locks of fur, as he donated some fur to another friend in need. Besides a fashionable scarf is completely naked. Great cuddler and could be a model but chooses to sit on the floor instead. Bed hog as he takes up all the space as his thique levels are maxed out! Beautiful brown eyes that look into your soul for love. His fur is of a sandy blonde color. Hobbies are unknown but he likes watching movies and his favorite show is my strange addictions.
Eva: Wow who is that babe doing the splits over there watching My Strange Addictions?
Christianna: Dats Onion Heather's roommate.
Heather: he's my security guard and he watches me sleep!!! I love him!
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Vagina, specifically when seen from behind as a female bends over. This is due to the onion shape that the vagina takes when in this position.
I could see nothing but onion when Maggie began doing toe touches in front of me at the gym.
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Onion is usually not the sharpest tool in the shed but makes people laugh but doesn’t like complimenting himself onion can be quite prickly sometimes
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To have a random comment(s) left on your Facebook profile in the night by a drunken friend(s).
Look at my Facebook page, I've been Onioned!
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