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A town near the America-Ontario border, about two hours away from Greater Toronto Area. Boring as heck, nothing exciting to do unless you live near Masonville and have way too much money. Strict as heck school board, they hire teachers from RMC. Friendly town, but e x t r e m e l y BORING, as stated before. Honestly can't wait to get out of here and move out for college.
person a: are you staying in London Ontario for university?
person b: why would i want to stay in this tiny, boring, depressing, uninteresting mess of a town? i'm moving out towards toronto or california.
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When one woman places her index finger on the mans taint while biting his ear as the other woman gives him a blowjob while they are also fingering each other. To be an authentic Ontario Shortcut Everybody must finish at the same time, and both woman have to squirt while they are rained upon by the mans cum. The only difference between the Ontario Shortcut and Toronto short cut is that during the Toronto Shortcut both women must clean up the mess by licking each other and the man must alternate eating out and fingering them untill they climax again.
I heard Sarah and Maddie gave Max an Ontario Shortcut, too bad he couldn’t take it to Toronto.
A small town filled with Hicks, The only income is godfathers pizza. There are more tobacco fields then successful businesses. If your from Burford, you own a Pickup truck and a Tractor.
You drive a tractor, Are you from Burford Ontario?
The large, Northern section of the Canadian Province of Ontario. It has so much space and yet most of it is either unused or occupied by the occasional ice fisher or snowmobiler. Oh yeah, it’s cold as fuck too. Want your toes to freeze in October? Come to Northern Ontario. We got lots of room. It’s dark for about six months of the year but the government pays you to live here so why the hell not. Not much goes on here so bring all the books you’ve ever wanted to read.
I was up in Northern Ontario to see my folks and I nearly got clipped by a fackin snowmobile while hackin a dart!
a miniscule town in the middle of absolutely nowhere, about an hour east of Toronto. The best think in town was the corner convineance store, until it burnt down.
i was once driving for a long time, then I ended up in Newtonville Ontario
A small town on the eastern shore of Lake Superior, synonymous with the term "Buttfuck, Nowhere".
Caroline: I moving up north to Wawa, Ontario.
Bob: Isn't that like Buttfuck, Nowhere?
Caroline: Yeah, pretty much.
minden is a small town in minden Ontario, best known for its excessive use of heroin. It’s also very sexual and overrun by crack addicted teens. Overall it’s a very shitty place
-where you live bro?
-Minden Ontario
-oh damn that’s shitty