upsie rubsie oopsie

When a sexy bitch rubs her thicc ass up and down your face and farts.

Horny Guy: Ohhhhh yeahhh, rub it up and down my face!
Girl: *Rubs it up and down his face and farts*
No longer a horny guy: Wtf? I didn't pay yo stanky ass to give me an upsie rubsie oopsie

oopsie cream pie

when you are having anal, make it seem like you are going to blow a load in the chicks ass, but "slip" and instead blow a load in the chicks pussy. this gets them very mad

Im pissed at Josh, he messsed up my cream pie, and made it an oopsie cream pie.

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Oopsy Bear

A vigina that has hair only around its self rather then spread out in the area.

Curtis "Woah that reminds me of an oopsy bear!"

Kealie "shutup!"

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oopsie daisie

a white slur

bro, did you hear that Tyrone is half oopsie Daisie?

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oopsie paisy

an "uh-oh" moment

oopsie paisy! i spilled my milk!!!

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Newbie FB Oopsie

Someone new to FB that has yet to learn how to send a private message via the "message" option on the intended recipients profile. Instead, this newbie posts the private message on their status update. Ooopsie!

Granddaughter, "Grandma, I think you did a Newbie FB Oopsie! You didn't mean to ask EVERYONE how their trip to Florida was....right?"
Grandmother, "Oh dear, I meant to send that to my friend Louise."

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Oopsie Doopsie Poopsie Scoopsie

What you say when you make an oopsie so doopsie that you need a poopsie scoopsie.

I just accidentally pooped everywhere. Oopsie doopsie poopsie scoopsie!