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When you go to get your nails done, these are the nonsense sounds you hear the orientals yelling at each other.
Paige Marie: Hello
Oriental (loudly): Harrow!
----20 minutes later---
Oriental 1: In ching song chu yang tuvye.
Oriental 2 (even louder): Ching wan buyg sa!
----Those noises are oriental nonsense.-----
++++And it continues for the remainder of the time you are there just trying to get your nails done.
Someone who is "deadline-oriented" is an incorrigible procrastinator. Whether in school, work or personal life, the only thing that motivates this individual is an imminent deadline.
Whatever time is given for a task, the deadline oriented person will begin the task with not quite enough time to finish it, and work furiously to complete it before the deadline.
Journalists and students are some of the most "deadline-oriented" people.
After not working on her 50-page thesis all semester, Sarah pulled three consecutive all-nighters to finish it on time. Some might call her a procrastinator, but she prefers "deadline-oriented."
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1. A type of programming, that allows users to program in modular pieces.
2. A type of sexual fetish, where the afflicted insists on using foriegn items found around the house in order to heighten sexual pleasure.
1. C++ is my favorite object-oriented programming language.
2. Ozkirbus is just too object-oriented in the orgies for anyone to feel safe and have a good time.
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A kink/fetish for situations where a person or character has sex with someone outside of their sexual orientation, i.e; A lesbian or a straight man having sex with a man.
I've started getting off to a lot of stories about orientation play; I'm definitely secure in my sexuality, so I'm not really sure what it is about it that makes me so hot.
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Just like your sexual orientation describes who you can be sexually attracted to, your romantic orientation describes who you can be romantically attracted to.
A lot of people are pariorientated, meaning there sexual and romantic orientations match. (For example a heterosexual heteromantic) But sometimes people are variorientated, meaning they have differing sexual and romantic orientations. (Such as an asexual heteromantic)
Although people often talk about sexual orientation more than romantic orientation, the truth is romantic attraction is usually more important than sexual attraction, as it has a stronger influence on who you will form relationships with and marry.
Friend 1: "I've always wondered, what is your sexuality?"
Friend 2: "Why do you wonder that, doesn't my romantic orientation matter more? I'm not going to marry someone just because they're sexy."
"I don't care who anyone is sexually attracted to, I'd rather know what your romantic orientation is if you're willing to tell me."
"I'm asexual but I do experience romantic attraction."
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One's natural preference in romantic partners, not to be confused with sexual orientation, which is one's natural preference in sexual partners.
Joe: I hate girls so much. They disgust me!
Jim: Really! I always thought you were straight! We should go out someday. We could hook up!
Joe: No. I'm not attracted to men. My sexual orientation is straight, but my romantic orientation is neither. I want to fuck girls, not have a relationship with them.
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The term spacial orientation is a psycho-physiologic term used to describe conscious movement of the human body within all planes of motion simultaneously. The most difficult of movements would be to be upside down, back wards, and rotating in fluid motion. Such movements are seen in aerial trapeze, stunt aircraft flying, sky diving, and in all of extreme sport events, as skateboarding, snowboarding, BMX, Inline Rollerblading, and Motocross. It is not understood how the human mind can control the body in real-time with such precision in 3-D motion. The amount of mathematical computations to achieve such movements of an amorphous mass as the human body in real-time is astronomical.
An extreme sport requires a very high degree of skill in the art of spacial orientation.