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Hood ornament

A bottle of henessy glued to the hood of a ghetto car

Hurry up and kill da henny , im gonna give that impala a hood ornament

by Smartestdumbguy December 27, 2016


Alabama hood Ornament

Balls only hanging out the zipper of your jeans. Well spread eagle on the hood of a car while traveling 10 miles an hour or above spread eagle on the hood of the car.

To make it in I was dared to lay on the hood of a car spread eagle with my ball sack hanging out at my zipper hence Alabama hood ornament

by May 8, 2021


boob ornament

Infant

Your boob ornament is crying again.

by SA@M October 22, 2022


ORNAMENTALS

Purely decorative male testicals after a vasectomy.

I knew I couldn't get pregnant because he only had ornamentals.

by Lady999999 April 1, 2021


Ornament Exchange

The act of giving and receiving round balls around the holidays, mostly in a super secretive way almost similar to secret santa... But the present is much better ;)

Gina texted tim to see if he wanted to do an ornament exchange tonight.

Tim said he'd love to do an ornament exchange.

by NieSonDen December 7, 2017


anal ornament

Is a dingle-berry hanging from the longest pube in the anal area.

Today as I was doing my daily hemorrhoid check I came across a dangling anal ornament.

by assnuggest4lyfe September 14, 2014


yard ornament

A dog which is tied up and left outside, never being let inside or taking of their chain.

"That poor dog, he's been a yard ornament all his life. People who just chain their dogs up shouldn't have dogs"

by holyvulpes December 20, 2017