Ozzy Osbourne

A heavy metal singer known for his drug abuse and alcoholism. And also snacking on winged animals in the middle of sets

There was a phone network commercial that had Ozzy Osbourne in it.

Payton Osbourne

A wonderful person

Payton Osbourne is a good friend

Jizzy Osbourne

During the process of ejaculating onto a partner's face, the subject immediately bites the head off of a bat and spits blood onto their partner.

Oliver: "She said she had never tried a Jizzy Osbourne before."

Jack: "Is that when you bite off a chicken's head and spit blood all over her as you ejaculate?"

Olive: "Nah, that's a Jizzy Cooper. This one's with a bat."

Jack: "Oh of course! What the fuck? Has she never heard of Black Sabbath?"