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One who has eaten large amounts of ecstasy and scratches one leg with his other. THe ostrich cock blurts random nonsense and listens to screwshop.
That thizzed out nigga over there looks like an ostrich cock.....I bet he's got some more skittles, dogg
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when an emu is ostracised from the ostriches
ostracised emu is ostracised from the ostracised ostrich society
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A person who avoids and/or ignores all social problems at any extent possible.
Jon is being a giant social ostrich right now, it's really frustrating.
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The Carolina Ostrich: When you put Caroline Reaper Pepper on your tongue and then from 69 spread the legs using under hooks with a Gable Grip (so your partner doesn’t escape). Then you bury your tongue in the fart box like an ostrich burying its head in sand. Then hang on and enjoy the ride.
I rode my gixer to my girlfriend’s house with a tank top on. Once there I took a sip of hooch went all in and surprised her with The Carolina Ostrich. When it was all said and done I sat on the porch staring at the weather vane and realized what a creeper I’ve become
While preforming oral sex on a girl you put your throat on her clitoris and hum to vibrate your neck.
I preformed the Oral Ostrich on your sister last night.
When you stick your head in your girls ass and she farts
I gave my girl a Motor ostrich and I have pink eye now.
When a female simultaneously receives both vaginal and anal sex while also giving head and two hand jobs. If you can picture in your head the head, lower body, and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name "Crazy Ostrich."
Similar to the "spastic eagle."
I bet you she is limping because those five guys gave her a crazy ostrich.