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Archive of our own

The best fanfiction website to ever exist.

Yes, itโ€™s better than ff.net and wattpad

Person 1: whatโ€™s you favorite fan fiction website?
Person 2: archive of our own

Person 1: SAME

by snxpe394 January 19, 2020

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fire our shit

An exclamation used when ordinance must be used immediately.

"Shit shit shit fire our shit"

by Snowguy September 20, 2007


Archive of Our Own

Quick explanation: fan fiction is a story based on a fictional/nonfiction world that deviates from the actual timeline and produces an alternate story. For example, if Naruto characters were in the modern world.

Archive of Our Own is a beta nonprofit website that distributes free fan fiction anyone can write with no advertisements at all. However, the process to write a fan fiction on said website is tedious, as the writing quality of these stories could sometimes rival Harry Potter, bringing up competition. Archive is commonly abbreviated to ao3. This website is commonly known as the holy grail of fan fiction, where the elite stories belong due to the sheer dedication people get, the growing support (albeit anonymous), and its intricate โ€˜tagsโ€™ sorting system. For example, take two people, Bakugou and Midoriya. If you want to see a fan fiction with a relationship between the two, you go to their fandom (Boku no Hero), select Relationships, then Midoriya Izuku/Bakugou Katsuki. This fan fiction may or may not have 5000 kudos (likes).

Other fan fiction websites that are notable for being significantly lower tier than Archive are fanfiction.net (ff.net) and Wattpad (wattpad.com).

In short, Archive of Our Own is the best fanfiction website and you cannot change my mind.

Wait, you read fanfiction?

Yeah, but only on ao3. Wattpad is lwk trash.

Youโ€™re not wrong. I mean Archive of Our Own is the best fan fiction website out there.

by gartssf October 11, 2020

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The Center of Our Happiness

In an erotically blessed couple, the woman's clitoris, focus of all devotion, from which emanates such intense energy, joy and transcendent oneness that her lover can think of nothing else. ... Excuse me. What were you saying?

In the middle of the day, apropos of nothing, she suddenly blurted, "the center of our happiness" and he knew exactly what she was craving.

by Monkey's Dad December 14, 2022


They Took Our Jobs!

Phrase of outcry created by South Park in response to the influx of immigrants stealing American jobs.

"I lost my job as a delivery man because those goobacks came in and did the same work for less, THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!"

by Bob April 29, 2004

570๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž


99% of our DNA

Chimps share 99% of our DNA. Big deal. Bananas share 98%. Enough DNA stats already.

Dude 1: Wow man did you know that chimpanzees and orang utans and shit share 99% of our DNA?
Dude 2: See that cucumber I just shoved up your ass?
Dude 1: Yup.
Dude 2: 97%.

by PearlFly January 28, 2013

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Our duty to the party

Stemming from George Orwell's novel "Nineteen Eighty-Four," it refers to any act of copulation, especially one where one or both parties are not particularly interested but still consent.

Angela: Hey Tom, wanna fuck?
Tom: No, but it's our duty to the party.

by TheAnonymousMrGrape January 16, 2015