Owl

An internet movement that promotes respectful internet posting and behavior. An 'owl' is someone who embodies those virtues. (Respect and integrity on the internet.)

The word 'owl' was chosen because of the traditional position the creatures hold in folklore and other morality stories. The owl is always the wise creature to go to. In that way, posters on the internet can strive to be 'owls', or wise and respected posters by being respectful themselves.

John is a very respectful poster on this forum, he's definitely an owl.

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Owl

Epic, majestic thing that goes hoot a lot and can turn it's head 180 degrees who if someone hates them is obviously STUPID

Example 1:

Guy 1: Hey look at that owl

Guy 2: Kickass

Example 2:

Old man: stupid owl going hoot all the time think they are so tough

Good guy: Hey shut up

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The Owl

When a woman is playing with a man's testicles and accidentally twists them too hard causing the man extreme pain.

We were getting hot and heavy last night. She was playing with my balls but then she gave me the owl. It still hurts.

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owling

to leave one's home late at night and sit in fields or playgrounds with friends and listen to music and stare at stars. often done instead of important duties such as homework. preferred music includes phil collins, explosions in the sky, or bright eyes. cumberland farms slushies are often brought along for refreshment.

Person 1: (over facebook chat) Hey im sick of homework, wanna go owling?

Person 2: Yes! i will be there in 5 minutes bring a blanket.

Person 3: we doin Cumbies?

Persons 1 &2 : Hell yeah

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Owling

Tilting ones head to the side whilst pouting.

Similar to Zoolander's blue steel but with an added owlness.

For example, Bahons looking confused so his natural reaction was to start owling.

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Owl

a third person that delivers messages back and forth between two people.

Jack: Tell mom i said hello!
Jill: Bitch, I'm not an owl

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OWL

Ordinary Wizarding Level...
examinations.
More commonly known as OWL's!
From JK Rowling's Harry Potter book series.

Hogwarts student1: Awe shit we have our potions OWL examination tomorrow don't we??
hogwarts student2: Yeah... Snape grades like a bitch too!
Hogwarts student1: That fucker!
Hogwarts student2: Damn straight!

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