Someone who wafts around as if waving a deodorant and not actually doing anything.
Alice was a complete Oxygen Thief; she talked all day then worked when everyone else went home.
When the tea is too hot and shocking
A: “Gareth cheated on his wife and she actually caught him”
B: “OMG, I’m literally lacking oxygen”
A person that sucks up all the good oxygen without a brain that requires it.
That oxygen vampire just pulled away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in their car.
someone who laughs alot and takes huge breath after every interval of Haha's.
"On god bro, you are such an Oxygen Waster"
Friend : WHEEZE
Some who wears a face mask when they don't need to.
"Look at that oxygen dodger in her car still wearing a face mask."
Oxygen Thief. Term used to describe someone male or female, that is no good/worthless. Better off dead. The world is just better off without them. Their }breathing is considered theivary of oxygen from planet Earth.
It's a shame that worthless scumbag is still breathing, damn Oxygen Thief.
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