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snow packer

after having sex outside in the middle of winter, blow your load in the snow and pack your reciever's face deep into the cum covered snow...it is very important not to cream on ice, this may make them bleed in which case is called a froozen cherry cheesecake

man, i just met a girl and she wanted it now so i hit it outside and just had to give her the snow packer

by Tyman March 27, 2008

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douche packer

a person who packs douches.

stfu you douche packer, or im gunna punch you in the weiner

by K-Riggyy May 11, 2008

48๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


fudge packer

One who enjoys trucking on the Hershey Highway

dude, have you been trucking again? my ass hurts.

by Zach May 29, 2003

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fudge packer

One who possesses an instrument of penetration -- either organic or synthetic / metallic -- and proceeds to enter an anal orifice (N.B.: typically male to male, but male to female occassionally takes place; and, female to male / female possible with strap-on dildo or other device of sodomization) for purposes of self or mutual pleasure which, in effect, compresses or pushes in any fecal matter (i.e. "having your shit pushed in").

Conventional edible fudge can resemble feces and "packing" said fudge would require a confined space and a tool of insertion with which to vigorously and quickly reduce volume of liquid / semi-liquid such that the fudge is compressed into a container. As well, pressure may be equilibriated by means of retro-active movement into spaces beyond.

Well, yee-haw, young whipper-snapper that is about the finest job of fudge packing that I ever did see!

When gangstas be chillin', dey be thinkin' about the fudge packing that they surely perpetrated while incarcerated.

To gay boy: 'Hey Fudge Packer !!'
To homophobic redneck: 'You get hard when yous be watchin' Deliverance!'

by Clay Bertrand April 10, 2005

789๐Ÿ‘ 402๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fudge packer

1. Tom Cruise
2. Some one who enjoys fly fishing.

Stan: Hey guys, check it out, Tom Cruise is a fudge packer.
Tom Cruise: What did you call me?!
Cartman: Hey, that is Tom Cruise.

Butters: How come you're packing fudge, Mr. Cruise?
Tom Cruise: I'm not a fudge packer!
Kyle: Dude, you don't have to be ashamed or anything.
Tom Cruise: But I'm not a fudge packer!
Stan: Then why are you packing fudge?
Tom Cruise: I'm not. I'm a very busy actor! I'm just here trying to get away for a weekend to do some fly fishing!
Stan: Dude, you are in a fudge factory packing fudge.
Tom Cruise: Oh that does it! I will sue you!
Stan: For what?!
Tom Cruise: You can't just call somebody a fudge packer and get away with it!
Mr. Garrison: Hey, is that fudge packer Tom Cruise?
Tom Cruise: That's it! I'm suing this entire intolerant town!

by tom "bathroom" cruiser June 24, 2010

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fudge packer

a gay male who enjoys packing his dick into another gay male's ass. fudge packing

gary is a flaming homosexual so therefore he is a fudgepacker

by kramsey April 10, 2005

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Packer poser

Somebody who is/was a temporary Green Bay Packers fan only for Super Bowl XLV(45) against the Pittsburgh Steelers just to see the Steelers lose

Packer Poser-HAAHAA THE PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!!! SUCK IT STEELERS!!

Other person- dude calm down, your just a Packer Poser

by masterofpuppets339 February 7, 2011

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