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A "sports" played by groups of people that like to feel the pain of 68.cal balls (filled with food coloring) hitting there body parts. A "marker" is the "gun" used in paintball to launch the balls at other players, it is shaped like the letter "F" but tilted to the right. most paintball "markers" have a small air tank connected to the back of it that propells the balls out of the short barrel.
Paintball "guns" are very inaccurate due to there lenght of barrel. you have to target practice at a shooting range because the shape of the "marker" has a close resemblance to the m249 light machine gun. It is illegal to shoot this "marker" in ur backyard. The maximum distance a paintball can travel before hitting the ground is exactly 30ft.
The paintball field acts as the players canvas. it is often filled with colorful balloons that players use to hide behind. the dimension of the field is 15ft X 25ft because paintball markers are not able to shoot past 32ft. The "marker" is loaded with balls from the top. A "Ballsack" or "hopper" is used to hold the balls and is glued to the top of the "marker"so that when the "players" run or melee with there "markers" the balls wont go flying everywhere.
Paintballs are usually not biodegradable or wash off easily unlike the crayola markers. Some biodegradable paintballs are available but cost twice as much as non biodegradable ones because instead of toxic paint it is filled with fresh deer blood.
Colorful clothing/jumpsuit is required to play this "sports". also a full face mask is needed to protect ur face from getting paint/blood on it.
This sports is favored by, rich men, homosexuals, and people who love to show there dime sized bruses to there friends.
Paintballer: Paintball OWNEZ AIRSOFT~!!!
Airsofter: Too bad im 34 ft away from you.
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You are a fucking commie terrorist if you don't know what paintball is.
For all of the commie terrorists: Paintball is the most godly sport that this planet ever has and ever will see...EVER. Paintball completely owns Airsoft, one million times over. Legally, you have to be at least 10 to play, but no one listens to those pussy rules.
Paintball equals God.
Airsoft equals Hitler.
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An amazing game if you live in the mid-west and your only other option of getting through the weekend is going to a fast food restuarant.
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That one airsoft wannabe that is a simulation of a mix of full male bukkakes and orgys and can also be considered faggots who cant deal with cheaters them selves because there dumbass pussies
Random person: i like paintball Random person 2: geez wat a faggot ass pussy
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Someone that plays paintball frequently that is pretty awesome. Usually the cool kids at school buuuut they always act gangster which gets annoying as fuck but theyre still coo'.
god he fuckin OWND my ass in the pits
yeah. hes a gangster ass mo'fucka. he told u hed pop a cap in ur ass.
yeah he did.
and he followed thru on that threat 2. he is a gangsta mofuckin paintballer
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Usually a good looking girl who is not afraid of paintball. Normally Irish (because the irish are fearless beasts) dutch or french ey are cool also)
Paintball coach about paintball girl: Dayum, that Irish girl sure is smoking, on the paintball feild and outside if ya know what i mean!
One who is a skilled and knowledgable in all aspects of Paintball. (in otherwords, not Ray Darkness)
Excells at not only Speedball.... but also Urban and Wooded events. Knows which type of marker/gear best suits each enviroment accordingly.
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