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confused and unable to focus on subjects, or direct questions, etc.; can be brought on by a night of drunken craziness or vice presidential nomination.
“We partied like rockstars last night, and I’m totally palin today. I don’t even know where I am!”
“Did you hear him? He’s always so palin! I asked about our retirement plan and he started discussing the dress code.”
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An inexperienced, mildly retarded, down syndrome sprouting, first amendment abolishing, creationism enforcing, wolf and wildlife killing woman who doesn't know "What is it exactly that a VP does every day?"
I'd bang Palin, but I sure as hell don't want that bitch running my country.
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When someone answers a question without any form of intelligence or foresight. In an attempt to divert from giving a correct answer and in the process sounding unintelligible.
"Hey mat, have you seen my 50 dollars I left on the counter?"
"Well Tia, im not going to answer that question the way you want me to , but doggonit, I betcha, if we put our heads together we can come to some conclusion as to why money is even green to begin with."
"Mat , do me a favor and don't Palinize me!
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1. To flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect response to a simple, pre-dictable question in an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response to a question for which one does not know the answer.
Katie asked Sarah what newspapers she read but Sarah totally palined and said "Entertainment Tonight!"
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n. A person who remains conscious and produces incomprehensible verbiage while actually in a vegetative state.
"While unintelligible, Sarah Palin spoke at the RNC last night."
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To suddenly quit, drop-out, or stop whatever you are doing at that moment in time. Often related to a job.
Friend 1: "Dude how's that website coming together?"
Friend 2: "Screw it dude, I'm pulling a Palin."
Friend 1: "Yeah, wasn't worth your time anyways."
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1. The act of firing people who divorce your family members.
2. To use your publicly elected powers for evil.
3. The ability of being able to point out Real America from Fake America
1. Judy was totally Palizined from her job after she divorced Stan, and then Stan and the boss went out drinking to celebrate!
2. I voted for Senator Washington, but I don't understand why he has to Palinize everything. I probably won't vote for him again.
3. Scott calculated the Rule of Palinization to determine that Portland, Oregon is not part of Real America.
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