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Panama Canal Turd

The toilet overflows after you've deposited a huge turd capable of choking someone to death. This turd swims with the rising toilet waters over the brim and sails for freedom whilst simultaneously chasing your wet, shitty, pants-around-the-ankles, self.

Be careful using that toilet! You don't want to be a victim of the Panama Canal Turd!

by Jami1026 March 24, 2010

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Panama City pump

When you're on vacation and you find a gym or something slightly heavy (beach chair, bag, cooler, natty pack) to get a quick pump before you hit the beach. Used to effectively moisten the ladies.

Hey bro I'm gonna go get a quick Panama City pump before we storm the beach like Normandy.

by Chris and Justin show July 13, 2017


Panama City Hot

Spending years in California, you move for a few months to Panama City, Florida. While there you take a trip to Hooters to see the local talent. Now, you’re use to eights and tens in California, but in Panama City you’re gonna find a Sarah Jessica Parker is considered a ten compared to some of the toothless, Cesarean scarred women you meet there. Once you head back to Cali you’re going to find your standards have been lowered just a bit and you now find a four or a six might not be beautiful, but she’s at least Panama City Hot.

Eh, she’s ok... Panama City Hot.”

by Cp82 November 24, 2021


Animal in the Panama Canal

Shot consisting of 1/3 honey whiskey, 1/3 tequila and 1/3 rumplemintz. Especially delicious and effective when consumed in multiple doses and when one feels the urge to "animal some shots."

Dude 1: Yo, let's animal some shots.

Dude 2: Bartender, we would like to get animal on some shots. What would you recommend?

Barkeep: I recommend you each inhale an Animal in the Panama Canal stat... perhaps even multiple.

Dude 1: Excellent choice, for later we will hit up Club Vogue and possibly even light some stuff on fire.

by The Animal in the Panama Canal January 15, 2010


panama hot tub

When a woman and her partner are too drunk to notice the taste of sour, warm beer. The partner takes a warm beer and puts it in his/her partners vagina then drinks it.

"You look hungover"
"Stop yelling at me, my boyfriend and I did a Panama Hot Tub last night"

by exit#3 February 22, 2018

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Panama City Pool Party

When you take a poop in a toilet and proceed to jerk off and ejaculate in the same toilet before flushing.

Bro 1:Dude i just went to drain the tank in your bathroom, but there is a Panama City Pool Party going on in there!!

Bro 2: aww man I musta forgot to flush during my pre party ritual!

Bro 1: yeah man I turned the fan on cuz that bathroom was smelling like straight Jankem bro

by Mista krabs March 20, 2020


Panama City license plate

A tattoo on the small of a woman's back.

That girl sure likes to show off her Panama City license plate!

by CCrow April 20, 2006

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