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parents

The ones who you will love as kids, hate as teens and miss as adults.

I will always love my parents.

by Heyyohh May 14, 2012

32๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Parents

Utter abominations that disgrace this world. Think they are the almighty power above their children, just because they gave birth to you. Pretend to love you, then just want you dead.

Parents: We are like the NSA and FBI, except we live in your house!

by Le Frenchy Frencher April 19, 2014

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Parents

Those people who had sex to let you into this world.

Jesse's lack of parents made him sad.

by PsychoWizard April 4, 2022


Parents

People you suddenly grow very fond of once you don't have to see them every day.

Teen: God, I hate my parents. I wish they'd hang themselves.

Older Brother: Don't worry, you'll be tolerate them pretty well once you rent your own apartment.

by NG14916 February 19, 2011

39๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Parents

The only thing between you and an endless shitload of porn

Your parents could you again man, you will loose your computer

by aaron April 20, 2005

103๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


parents

Most parents are stupid fucks, but the fact is that your future is their future. They are trying to live your life in a way and the best thing you could do in life is make yourself and your parents proud and or satisfied. When you become older your life starts to stabalise more so theres no future to work for, thats when people take kids, so they can help them to get into the world.

The problem is that most parents Ive met are exeggerating it all.. like why the fuck would you take away someones computer if he or she is checking out some porn

but thats standard for people I guess.. so the best thing you could do in that situation is just sit down and talk with them and come to a conclusion, its normally reasonable for both parties. Except of course if your parents are absolutely insane, and then Id get some professional attension since then you got a serious problem

Seriously, kids and parents gotto live together so you must be able to come to some reasoning together

Oh and also, as a kid you get angry for no real reason, just think about that one

"My mommie says your mommie is a bitch"

by xilliah August 23, 2005

237๐Ÿ‘ 151๐Ÿ‘Ž


Parent

noun- people that talk too much when you are trying to leave

Can I go now? Gosh! Your being such a parent

by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010

29๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž