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Not really parkour, but walking over chairs/tables to get to where you need to be, usually very slowly.
Jim: Dude, can you move the chairs? I need to leave the room to make a phone call.
Tim: Softcore parkour! Climb over shit.
Jim: I guess that's my only option.
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An activity mostly done Saturdays by city people, forced to step over and sideswipe tourists and weekend visitors who don't know or disrespect city street rules. Especially brutal when you are in a rush.
*walking on a usually normal city street now packed with strollers, window shoppers, tourists groups taking up the sidewalk, etc.*
"We gonna have to do some urban parkour to get around this."
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Parkour (or 'le parkour'; 'freerunning'; 'pk' or 'pking') is the sport of fluid urban movement. Invented in 1988 in the Lisses suburb of Paris by a small crew of traceurs including the ledgendary David Belle and Sebastien Foucan who recently featured in the BBC documentary 'Jump London', the sport (or art) of pk is essentially a conbination of running, athletics and acrobatics in urban environments.
It includes such techniques as the tic-tac (wall step/run); kong (a form of vault); and precision (two-foot to two-foot jump) among myriad others. Most watching traceurs pk would describe their movements as series of of actobatic techniques fluidly integrated into a continuous run from A to B, past, over under and through any obstacles in their path. However, that would be during a run (most of which are filmed, as with skaters). Most often, if you saw traceurs practicing they'd be honing individual components of their technique.
Certain individuals have chosen to explore alternative forms of parkour, such as running through traffic or passing through crowds quicky, while others, such as Team Ryouko or Xyndicate have attempted to blend pk's unique ideals with other forms of martial and athletic arts.
Le-Parkour is freedom of the mind, as well as the body.
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Parkour: holistic training for humans.
Puppy: a young doggie, a spaz.
When you get an untrained puppy and the motherfucker goes completely batshit insane every waking moment.
Jaylene: oh... I'm so glad school is out. Let's watch tv.
BOOM!
Jane: what was that??
Jaylene: oh... my new puppy. Bouncing off a wall.... or the couch... or...
Jane: I haven't seen him yet...
Jaylene: Every minute or so he'll hit a wall and slide down. That's the best time to see him.
BAAMMM!
Jaylene: Puppy Parkour... what can I say?
Jane: What breed is he?
Jaylene: Part Chihuahua... part Pug.... part retard. He's a designer breed.
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The worst game ever made. A game made for physically retarded people who waste away clicking their keyboard flying around the map and being stupid in the Discord.
“I found this game, it’s called Roblox parkour”
“Oh I bet it’s garbage”
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Usually a phrase shouted by someone doing parkour terribly, usually ending in the person being badly injured
Guy 1:Are you filming this?
Guy 2:yeah, go!
Guy 1:HardCore Parkour!
Guy 1: *Breaks arm*
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Parkour in a natural environment. Involves navigating a natural environment with trees, cliffs, bushes, streams, rivers, rocks, etc by using parkour skills.
This guy was doing eco parkour in the park. He was running up trees and vaulting across creeks to get to the other side.
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