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Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome occurs when regardless of how much space you allow for the car in front of you, your passenger involuntarily flinches, shouts, steps on the imaginary brake pedal to avoid what is a certain death.
My wife Beverly and I were in the car, I was at least 10 car lengths behind the car and front of me and they tapped their brakes. Immediately Beverly slammed on the passenger floor board, crossed her arms over her face and screamed. Clearly she forgot to take her Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome medication...
1. A passenger in a car that uses his time to photograph one Highway Hazard after another. This is typically done with a cellphone and with the intent to display the images of Highway Hazards publicly.
2. Someone who exposes Highway Hazards with photographic evidence in order to shame them off the highway.
1. Man, I love the fact that my carpool buddy can't stand being a passenger. That means I get to be Passenger Paparazzi and catch all those jackasses on film.
2. Hey if we get enough carpools going to have a fleet of Passenger Paparazzi's, maybe we can expose these turds for the hazards they really are!
When you have to decide between sitting multiple cars usually each having 1-2 people already, meaning that you are showing "more" respect to the car that you wish to sit in. Usually solved simply but can be thought about rather seriously.
Mike and Tony were both going to Caribou Coffee in their cars with no passengers, they were leaving from my place, so I would sit with Mike and say see ya there Tony to balance the Passenger Respect, possibly giving disrespect.
A significant other who receives accommodations and food but doesn't pay for anything.
Dave is funny but a freeloader, his girlfriend says he's a real passenger pigeon.
A man or a woman who crave riding on a man's woody, preferably while voyaging in a small marine craft.
Can I help you with your wooden oar? I'll be your dirty dinghy passenger, Captain.
When a girl rides on the passenger seat of a motorcycle with a short skirt and no panties, preferrably wet.
Do you want to baptize my passenger?
Can I baptize your passenger?