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The most amazing man in Pentecost. He has the most brilliant blue eyes with the most endearing smile.
He looks into your soul and has the most kind heart.
"While our ushers are coming to sing..."
"What, are you going sky diving or something?"
"Have mercy!"
"And don't get me wrong folks, I'm not trying to be ugly or anything."
From the mouth of Pastor Larry L. Booker
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But Jesus Christ I’m never good
person 1: “The pastor says I’m good”
person 2: Lmao mccafferty
Person 2: but Jesus Christ im never good
Person 1: I’ll nail my hands up to the wall
ayo I’m board as fuck idk why I did this
The ability to have a group of pastors rejoice in such a way , it looks like they're about to pass
A pastoral pass out includes Jumping up & down , continuos chanting without knowledge of any reverent language
the act of sexually penetrating anyone (usually your partner) whenever and/or where they least expect it
"man, uncle Rey Rey really pulled a pastor position at grandma's funeral last night"
Is a pastor that’s scheming and attempting to steal intellectual properties from his congregation. For Profit, but they say it’s nonprofit.
You know Pastor John is a Hobo Pastor.
A generic, or counterfeit un ordained, and unqualified version
of a biblical ordained qualified pastor,
I wouldn't go support that ministry, the leader is a temu pastor
To create a completely unnecessary fucked up situation. This term originated from a senile old man named Robert Pastor.
This is a 100 percent Robert Pastor disaster.