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To consume a pint and one beer then proceed to smoke a joint.
Mike: Hey you wanna get fucked up tonight?
Luke: I think I'm gonna go for a PB and J.
Mike: FUCK YA!!!
(Mike and luke then proceed to high five)
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When two people go really, really well together, like peanut butter and jam. They are almost always in love and are like each other's foil: a person who complements another person and highlights the best parts of each other's personality. Thick as thieves. Partners in crime. Hand in hand. Copesetic.
"Did you see Amelia and her man the other day? Hella wicked! Those two are like PB n J!"
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When you have hemorrhoids or an anal tear and then wipe your ass after a shit. There will be a layer of poop with some fresh blood on top of the toilet paper, which looks like peanut butter and jelly layered on a piece of bread. Then when you fold the soiled toilet paper it becomes a ‘sandwich’.
Corey: “hey sorry I’m late boss, I had to use the shitter and I produced a Pb and J sandwich on the can”.
Boss: “I didn’t need to know that part.”
The best time of the school year at Grapevine High School! It's when our principal Jerry Hollingsworth makes all the students peanut butter and jelly sandwiches but cleverly named PB and J-Ho's!
"Im having such a bad day"
"Well we are having "PB and J-Ho's" today!"
"AH SWEET!"
PB and J-Ho's
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When you apply a light layer of peanut butter to your genitalia and let your partner go to town on your schlong
When bae is hungry and horny you give them a PB and J BJ.
When having sex with your girl while on her period and you decide to switch from the pussy for some anal penetration.
Jerome: bro i was fucking the chick tanya on her period last night
raheem: yeah?
Jerome: I got some of that pb and j sex from that bitch
raheem: word? whats that?
Jerome: I took that dick out the bloody pussy and jammed it in her ass and had some pb and j sex.
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