pea chaser

That person that you invite to your house for dinner a lot, but they always hate the food and just sit there "chasing peas" around their plate.

John - How do you like the food?
Pea Chaser - Oh, it's alright... i guess
John - Be grateful for what i gave you and stop being a pea chaser.

smuggling peas

When a woman has erect nipples that show through her shirt or blouse, thereby resembling two dry peas concealed in her bra.

Did you see Jenny when that breeze picked up? She looked like she was smuggling peas.

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bare peas

When you are earning an exceptional amount of money, your mind cannot even comprehend it.

I'm gonna work my way to the top, and when I get there I'll be earning bare peas.

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pea in a pod

A fairly common way of saying a woman is pregnant.

My wife and I will attend the party tonight, but with her having a 'pea in a pod'... we won't stay long I'm sure.

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Pea Wet

Pea wet is the waste product left behind by mushy peas.
Whereas Mushy Peas are mushy n thick pea wet is a poor mans equivalent and is the water thats left behind after the peas are made.
It looks the urine of somebody with a bladder or genital infection but tastes good with chips.
(or so I'm told)
It is also used as an expression for getting Finger Pie from a dubious lady, usually whilst in a drunken stupor

"Fish n chips please luv with a dash of Pea wet"

"Had a good night saturday, copped of for a bit of Pea wet."

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Goober Peas

The plural form of Goober Pea; Peanuts

I wore out my grinders eating goober peas.

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pea soup

a very thick fog, especially one with an abundance of yellowish air pollution (such fogs were once common in London)

I don't want to go outside in that pea soup. It made me sick the last time.

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