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The period of time from when your server asks to take your order and you say you need more time, until the server actually returns to your table to take your order.
Server: "May I take your order?"
Megan: "I'm not ready. Can you come back in 2 minutes?"
Server: "Of course. Take your time."
5 minutes later when everyone has been ready to order:
Dylan: "We're in the penalty box now. Is the server ever coming back?"
The definition of a penalty merchant is Manchester United
Man United are such penalty merchants
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This is the type of penalty usually scored by Pionel Pessi after paying off refs. Pessi likes to tap in Panenka Penalty and wins the Puskas award for his penalty goal against the mighty Eibar. Your goat Penaldog could never win the Puskas with a penalty because he rapes too much.
Announcer: AND PESSI SCORES A PUSKAS PENALTY AGAINST EIBAR FOR HIS WONDERFUL TAP IN PENALTY
Pessi: Que Miras Bobo
Announcer: Im sorry Pessi Ghost here is your Palon D'or
Pessi: Gracias
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The penalty kick- a situation in soccer when the ball is placed on the penalty spot for a free kick at goal as a result of some bullshit a defender pulled in the penalty area. The only player allowed to defend the kick is the goalkeeper and it is their responsibility to bail out their team with a save but the goalkeeper is given a very small chance in succeeding. If the goalkeeper succeeds in saving the penalty kick they are usually dubbed a "hero" by their team. If they are scored on (which is typically the case) the goalkeeper should yell at their defender to let them know that their ass should be on the line next time they decide to pull said bullshit. On the other end if the penalty taker misses the shot then they shall be called a national disgrace, never to take a penalty again, and should probably choose a different career path than professional soccer.
1. Our goalkeeper made a sick save on a penalty kick today man. He is my hero.
2. Gk) Dude I hate my defence man.
Person) why?
Gk) cause they keep pulling bullshit plays in my penalty area and expecting me to bail their dumbasses out on the penalty kick that they conceded.
3. Person 1) Did you see Simone Zaza's penalty kick in the 2016 euro cup. He missed by a mile from 12 yards.
Person 2) jeez what a national disgrace to the Italian nation. He should pick a different career.
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The penalty kill occurs when there is more girls than guys (i.e. 5:4, 4:3). The penalty more specifically is the dumb annoying bitch that cock blocks the guys on the PK. It's a constant struggle to eliminate her from conversations and it's a team effort.
"Yo the girls such a bitch, looks like were on the Penalty Kill all night boys."
"Sandy was there last night cock blockin everyone, we were on the Penalty Kill all night. Dumb bitch."
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When you and your girlfriend are playing soccer and she starts arguing with the referee "you"...you then take off all of her clothes, lay her down, and then run and penalty kick her in the cunt. Your foot should penetrate the vagina.
My wife was arguing with me while playing soccer...I then gave her " The Penalty Cunt".
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An undefended retaliation against someone who commits a party foul that has a victim.
Derek: *spills drink on bob*
Steve: "Dude, brutal party foul"
Bob: "Oh, you best be knowin' that's a penalty shot!"
*punches derek*
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