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perpetual lotion

The act of jerking off indefinitely, self-powered by your own jerking off. There is no energy loss in this scenario, so it could hypothetically run forever, much like a perpetual motion machine.

I called my buddy but no answer. He's probably stuck in perpetual lotion.

by hibbityjibbity March 5, 2020


perpetually hangry

When you have the munchies so bad you start to get hangry, but never get full from eating, which fuels your hangriness even more

Karl: I have the munchies so bad, I’m perpetually hangry.

Sebastian: you good bro?

Karl: no I’m not good. I’ve eaten half the charcuterie board, a bag of pretzels, and 4 slices of pizza. I’m about to order more. I can’t get full and I’m about to fight the girls hoarding the rest of the food.

Sebastian: calm dow…

Karl: DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN IM PERPETUALLY HANGRY

(Based on real events)

by Karlmalthus April 2, 2022


Perpetual Saturdays

That period of time for teachers that is simply known as 'summer' to the general populace.

It refers to the fact that during the summer months, teachers "don't have to work today or tomorrow." Thus, making every day a Saturday.

Joe Plumber: "sorry man, I can't come out tonight. I gotta work tomorrow."

Frank the Teacher: "you're working in a Saturday?"

Joe Plumber: "tomorrow's Tuesday!"

Frank the Teacher: "huh, feels like a Saturday ..."

Joe Plumber: "damn Perpetual Saturdays ..."

by Ol Grimey August 29, 2013


Perpetual Bliss

A horrible, horrible play that was performed at the UCF One Act Festival.

Did you see Perpetual Bliss?

Yeah, that show sucked. It was like an episode of "The Office" but without the good acting or witty writing.

by thehonestone12 April 12, 2009


Perpetual Singlelarity

The point of being a state of singleness for an extended period of time, or being single too often. Usually seems never ending to the individual in such a state.

Man1: "Hey bro? How'd that date go last night?"
Man2: "Not good man. I think I screwed up."
Man1: "Dude, that's like the third date this week. It's like you're in a perpetual singlelarity."

by baconspanker March 28, 2015


down perpetually

To be so horny and pull no hoes that you use any site to find something to cure your down badness

This guy is down perpetually, he's watching porn 24/7.

by sheeesh.2345 May 13, 2021


Our perpetually suffering scapegoat

Oh? There are open-air prisons all over the place but the big mean violent (and often intolerant) people are making it hard for them to not imprison them. Welp... I guess no one gets to complain about their perfectly externally (and only externally) fixable problem now... Or ever... Forever!

Hym "And as long as we have our perpetually suffering scapegoat we get to say 'Well, yeah, that's happening and, yeah, I don't want it to happen to me but... Look at Jesus over there... See? I'm that's way worse right? So, I gUeSs We CaN't Do AnYtHiNg AbOuT iT,, Right Cody Johnston? (I forgot a coma on the last one so I added 2 this time)"

by Hym Iam March 20, 2024