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The day that cool people are recognized
Uwhdbrjesbdbeej amazing person day
On October 15th you can kick any posh person (Eden Reilly) with no exception
Let's go kick Eden, she's posh. Kick a posh person day
May 19th is national tall person day, thank a tall person for being tall
Hey it’s national tall person day! Get him!
Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.
Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock
On November 9th, you can throw a short person.
Hey, it’s throw a short person day! C‘Mere!
National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.
Harry: hey I'm below the average height *hugs you*
National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.
Created to counter national kick a tall person day
Hey, did you hear that its National Kick a Short Person day? Its when you kick short people under 170cm