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1. The inability to reproduce photo pretaining to your identity. 2. Being without the right equipment to produce such photographs. 3. Or the ability to be very advanced with all the avenues to produce such photos.
"Dude, Now you have me feeling bad that I have no current photos of myself."
"Yeah, you're soo (non) photographically advanced."
The guy who actually have money
Do you see the guy taking the photos? The band photographer; He can actually affoard a hotel, so he won’t sleep in the van tonight!
A person(s) who takes a photo of their entrée at dinner at a restaurant before they eat it and posts it to social media. Generally the person makes everyone else wait until they take their photo to eat.
Jill: Beth can we eat yet, we are hungry?
Beth: wait, I gotta get a photo of my steak dinner for my insta.
Jill: you're such an annoying food photographer, no one cares!
a person who takes pictures
(and it sounds cool)
She's such a good photographizer!
A person who photographically captures your essence. They captured what makes you who you are. What makes you unique one of a kind. From your smile to your skin.
I want you to photographically capture my essence.
A Walmart Photographer is a person who buys a beginner DSLR camera (Canon, Nikon, Sony, etc...) from Walmart, Best Buy, Amazon, etc... and calls themselves a professional photographer with the lack of talent.
Karen: DM me for photography rates!
A hobbyist: Where did you your camera?
Karen: Oh, from walmart! It's a Canon t3i (a beginner camera)
A hobbyist: "Fucking Karen thinks she's a professional cuz she has a camera! She's a god damn walmart photographer!"
Commonly known for being the local sports photographer for Reedley High and other local sports teams. Also a commonly known casual photographer.
Robert: Dude did you see what Jan just posted on his website?
Phillip: Who's Jan?
Robert: The Reedley photographer headass, the one who takes our soccer pictures.
Phillip: Oh, that Jan.