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This is an incredibly smart business man who has found a way to make money by simply selling the youth of young women. This is frowned upon in public but envied in private. there are different types of pimpin such as:
The real pimp: the pimp that keeps it real and keeps his pimp hand strong and his ho's under control.
The fake pimp: the white guy that grew up in the ghetto that likes to pretend his mom is his bitch
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The super pimp: the man who has achieved the point in pimpin that allows him to be looked up at and still sustain a large amount of bitches in his arsenal of all shapes and sizes.
Real pimp: Katt williams a small pimp that is good at what he does and proud
Fake pimp: Vanilla Ice
Super pimp: Tiger woods.
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Softcore pimp - (n) - defined previously.
Hardcore pimp - (n) - a pimp who has risen spiritually and emotionally above his peers who claim to be "pimps." A hardcore pimp is the epitome of pimpiness - his wields the pimp field with frightening alacrity, accuracy, and ardor. He has no use for these so-called "hoes", or female prostitutes. He ordains himself with few ornaments, often preferring a feather and simple robes. They value life as a whole on this world, respect what is natural, and seek to improve humanity. The weapon he wields is the pimp cane, which is used often by softcore pimps who use it to bother his "hoes" or other people. Those trained in its use can channel the pimp force. In addition, when used for self defense allow a hardcore pimp to defend with such skill that few weapons, short of modern warfare, and penetrate his weave. For a softcore pimp to advance to a hardcore pimp requires concentration, wisdom, foresight, and compassion. The process takes years, often under the training of a Master Pimp.
The hardcore pimp is well educated, often with a Doctoral in Philosophy, English, or the arts.
The most common objects that he pimps are chairs, houseplants, and windows. These are easy to pimp and are ubiquitous, serving as a well from which he can draw the pimp force to use against runaway softcore pimps.
While I have used "he" here, it is used as a gender-neutral pronoun. There are as many female hardcore pimps as male hardcore pimps.
I challenge you to become a hardcore pimp - to seek knowledge and learn - to cultivate morality - to find your life's destiny - to be the person that you were meant to be.
He's not a hardcore pimp, I believe. He "pimps" his "hoes" and places himself above others.
Hardcore pimps use their powers for what is right in this world - what makes a difference - what needs to be addressed.
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someone who thinks he's bad ass but is really just a dirty dog.
"did you see that guy"
"which one, the pimp?"
"yeah, I couldn't stop laughing, he's so dirty and fake"
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a white guy with suspenders, hair combed to the side, glasses with tape in the middle, wears high shorts, long white socks, sandals, and a old button-up shirt
Bill Gates is one helluva pimp
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Pimping, basically means your talking to more than one person or playing them
Girl my boyfriend broke up with me and now I’m pimping