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An infamous archaeologist, who is most famous for his work in Incan and Aztec artefacts, he is in many ways likened to a living Indiana Jones, or a male Lara Croft. Born in the UK, he is now a A-list celebrity even though he has had very little media coverage.
He has written books such as "The essential guide to shooting a monkey!" as a slightly satirical look on his adventures, and annoyances of the wildlife he has encountered.
"Pinto Tucker is the most influential man in the modern world today, he's been through so much but still lacks the arrogance of many a traveller, but retains the warmth and humour of a best friend!" - Nelson Mandela
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1) A beautiful car made by Ford in the years between 1970-1980 that would explode if you rearended it
2) a metaphor for anal
I met this new girl and we might take a
ride in the Ford Pinto soon
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Similar to Niggerigged, or Afro Engineered, except referring to Latinos
Those assholes pinto pioneered the fuck out of that door frame!
Usually a very chill bro. Likes to have some homosexual attitudes at some moments. He's known to be a faggot among his homies even though he looks very masculine. Usually a fat person
Wow, that fat guy at the diner was such a joao pinto
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A Costa Rican dish composed of rice and beans. It is often referred to as 'comida' meaning food because it is an essential component of all meals.
"The pizza is here"-Blanca
"Where's the comida?"-Any Costa Rican
"The food is right there"-Peter
"But where is the gallo pinto?"-Any Costa Rican
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1) A terrible (awesome) car made by Ford in 1970-1980 that would explode if rearended
2) a metaphor for anal
So I met this new girl and we might end up rising in the Ford Pinto
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A dumb fuck who can't teach, who's fat and who should be arrested for being so fat.
Look at me! I weigh 500 kg and I can eat you if I wish!
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