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A person so ugly and nasty that one would rather piss on its face than have sex with it.
Darla is a legit pisser.
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To have sex.
"you two smash pissers today?"
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"i missed the bus cause we were smashing our pissers."
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A person (Chinaman or not) who pisses on a rug which may or may not "tie the room together", thus rendering the rug useless.
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It's a shame that the Chinaman pissed on your rug, Dude... It really tied the room together.
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BRANDT: He suspects that the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you're in a unique position to confirm or, uh, disconfirm that suspicion.
DUDE: So he thinks it's the carpet-pissers, huh?
BRANDT: Well Dude, we just don't know.
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Pennsylvania nomenclature for windshield washer fluid
"Yo der bot, you want the rest of this gallon of pisser juice?"
When one fails to summon the powers to urinate and ends up standing there feeling stupid. Usually brought on when in public urinals with a lot of people around.
Mike - Oh sweet you're back, man you took your time in there.
James - I had to look convincing, I didn't end up pissing at all.
Mike - What? What happened?
James - I had pisser's block.
An individual so addicted to a game, (usually Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games (MMORPG's)) that said individual will take a piss in an empty bottle, rather than spending two minutes going to a toilet because he is affraid to get killed in the game.
Bottle pisser: Oh man I got to take a leak, but I'm in this dungeon. What to do?
Sane person: Just go to the toilet man. I'mm sure your character will survive for 2 minutes. It's just a game.
Bottle pisser: Nah I'll just take a wee in your empty beer bottle.
Sane Person: OMG YOU'RE A BOTTLE PISSER!
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A person (usually male) who catches sharks for the sole purpose of urinating on them and then releasing them into the wild.
"Do you remember young Reginald who attended our elementary school, Joseph?" Inquired Jodie.
"Yes I do." Joseph replied. "I heard that he has become quite the shark pisser."
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