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Named after the most frostbitten and grim country on this planet: Norway.
On the final day of frost, the Necrowizard will turn earth into Planet Norway.
This means that every single place on this earth will be covered with frost and ice, therefore all lukewarmness or heat will vanish from it, ultimately destroying people like Chris Barnes, Linkin Park, Korn, etc.
Planet Norway is the only goal allowed having when serving the Necrowizard as an acolyte, since having any other goals is gay, as stated by the blasphemous band Anal Cunt.
"Frown, my acolytes! Frown! For Planet Norway shall soon overcome this lukewarm place, also known as earth!"
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A fat ginger man who eats out of the trash can. he tends to get kicked out of bars for filming girls asses. he also films girls from his window.
you pulled a Xenon Planet . or xenon planet.
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A treehugging super hero who while the Planeteers weren't looking used aerosol
cans, left the water running while brushing his teeth, and didn't recycle.
After secretly dumping toxic waste into the Great Lakes, Captain Planet got serviced by one of his Planeteers
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A 'judgement free zone' where beginners or for locals who want to get into exercising. Most equipment is very minimal inorder to save money and to scare off more advanced athletes. People will judge you more in a Planet fitness than most other gyms so would not recommend.
Person 1: You heard about the Planet Fitness that just opened up?
Person 2: Yeah, wouldn't recommend though. Just go to another gym.
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1. decsriptive adj. To say someone is extreemely high
2. The place one goes when on a Lil Wayne level of stoned.
Dude, they were so high, they were on Planet Weezy!
High Stoned Weed Lil Wayne Weezy Weezy F Baby Mr Carter sky high drugs drake nikki minaj blazed blazin high as a kite
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A horrible facility that calls itself a gym
DO NOT GO HERE
There’s no barbells no benches no squat racks
Just shitton of cardio machines and smith machines claims to be a judgment free zone but is the most judging of them all
Has a lunk alarm and has a dress code at the gym tf
Place of zero gains and gives out free pizzas and bagels every month
Dam man I’m gonna go workout wanna come?
Oh yeah what gym you go to?
Planet fitness you?
I go to a REAL gym when’s the last time you made gains
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A website where youngins go to make webpages and claim that they are "the shit." Typical diction and language to expect at blackplanet:
"Yo wuzzz realy good, mah? Dis be Tizzle-tee-petey on the riz. Ereday be hangin at the mall fo sho. If yu got that firre come holla atcha bwoy!"
and
"Hello mamis and whatup my niggus in Northport! Juss wanna give a shout out to my moms and pops on thw wesside, doin it over thurr. Dirty souf in da house, son. Sign my g-spot if ur hot."
Unfortunately, as you can read, blackplanet has gone to the dogs. It no longer is a site where one can find more information about people, meet and greet decent folks. On the contrary, it has been transformed into a bulletin board for non-English speaking American youth, thinking that they are "the hawt shit." Little do they know, though, that approximately 4.3 diffeent people will actually come across their webpage and actually waste their time to read what they have to say. But, I guess that they can "bling", "holla", and "spit that fire" in their little corner of the web (approx. 0.0000000001 of the size of the World Wide Web to be exact) - it's OK by me.
My question to blackplanet admins... Wow, what happened, man?
blackplanet really sucks these days. It is a total waste of website space and yeah, you BP admins know this.
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