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Is an alternative expression for slap and tickle, sex, shag, a good time, romp, fuck etc
So, did you get some good old 'jiggery poker' last night then?
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adj -A girl who is not really hot, but who plays poker and is hotter than most female poker players.
There was this hot girl at my table yesterday. Was she hot or just poker hot...
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A poker slut is an individual that feels the need to bet excessively while playing Texas Hold 'Em or any poker game. This person will "go all the way" whenever possible, betting his/her entire stack.
Michael: Come on John, stop going all in! The game is no fun when you're being a Poker Slut.
John: But Michael, I have an unquenchable thirst for risk.
Lady Gaga: Muh Muh Muh Mah
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Formally know as "pate pokerian sartorial musclia", the common nomenclature of poker thigh is more widely used. This horrendous muscle strain is inflicted upon the upper thigh region, usually stemming from a pronated reaching or stretching maneuver across a table, whereby the patient wins a large mountain of chips playing poker (as God intended) and upon reaching too far forward with his ill gotten gains, pulls a muscle in his upper thigh. The secondary diagnosis is found to be a girlish yelp, somewhat reminiscent of a horny panda, which then leads to a frantic, almost spastic, hopping action to rid ones body of the karmic pain inflicted upon them for their evil ways on the poker table.
The only known remedy is constant reminders of the incident, which usually result in a side effect of uncontrollable laughter from those who are told the story as it occurred.
"This guy at the table was acting all cocky, until he got won that hand and got struck with Poker Thigh."
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Strip poker can be played many different ways, the most common of wich is to play regular poker and use the clothes as betting objects. It is:
1) The choice game for drunk girls.
2) The choice game for horny boys.
3) The choice game for kinky people.
"Danielle and Jessica were getting it on during strip poker."
"Hell yeah."
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When a poop is slowly starting to poke out and is one that is very satisfying that you tear up.
Slang term for the genitalia of a man who will only fornicate with red-haired women.
Can also refer to the genitalia of a man who has an STD.
"Sexy redhead 9 O'Clock. Get your Fire Poker out!"
"Why is it so itchy? Must've been a firepoker... again. Thank god for penicillin!"