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The men and women who guard you while you sleep in your little race-car bed and prevent society from breaking down into an anarchistic free-for-all. A thankless job, police have to deal with ungrateful fucks (i.e. little shit teenagers whose parents need to beat the shit out of them, and wouldn't survive if the police weren't around to protect them) insulting them just because of one bad cop giving all police a bad name
A few cops are dicks, but most of the police I know are cool.
Man, the police caught one of my neighbor's old workers trying to burn his house down. They arrived just in time.
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The people who find it amusing to exercise their power and opress the black man by arresting him for DWB and doing nothing at all such as walking down the street minding his own buisiness
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Cowards who have the city put them in a position of power where they can pick on others without any worries of anyone fighting back. If they were as "tough" as they'd like to think they are, they wouldn't need a fucking badge to "prove" it.
The motto on the side of police cars should read "We SERVE ourselves and PROTECT no one."
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The toughest motherfuckers on the planet. Why? they put up with all the bitchin from all the people on this site. You'd think potheads would be calmer from all the shit they smoke when the police gank their shit.
You see that punk ass pothead kid fuckin with the police?
Hell yeah, cops tapped that ass!
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"enforce laws passed down by the government" - exactly, they're sheep as well as pigs - they don't try to figure out if you need help, they just do what their bosses say. Except they like to make up their own laws like DWB, to interpret laws creatively and also to press politicians into bringing in new laws they like (e.g. "Patriot" Act). If politicians refuse, they look "soft on crime" in front of all the morons and bigots, so they kowtow to the people who are supposed to be their servants.
"anyone who gets shot by the police deserves it". It's nice to know that standing around selling things in the street is good enough reason to be pumped full of more than 40 bullets like Amadou Diallo. People who say things like this would change their minds if they were on the receiving end of this shit - they're all a bunch of pussy toffs who've never even seen a cop except from a distance, or else they're cops themselves and are covering up. So-called "American patriot" is just making Americans look stupid and so is undermining America's position in the world and therefore is committing treason as well.
fuck all these wankers who post pro-police definitions, and fuck the pigs they so like to suck cocks of
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"Police are trained to serve and protect". This is Orwellian doublespeak. Like someone can serve you by yelling at you and telling you what to do, and can protect you by shooting you or beating you up if you refuse to be "served" in this way. Police are here to serve and protect the BOSSES and THEMSELVES. Not us.
"no balls to say anything to a cop's face" - that's cos the fuckers are armed to the teeth with shit that's illegal for anyone else and they go round in gangs and pick fights if you don't like them. Plus, sometimes we do say what we think to their faces and they call it a "riot" and lock us up, which means we can't post online anymore. Praising this repression is hypocrisy - it's a shame the bigots who spout this shit are never jailed.
so shut up you Nazi pigfuckers!
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"There are unlimited bad situations which would occur unmeasurably more frequently without the police, so give it up already." Yeah yeah yeah. Look at any stateless society, whether it's the Bushmen or the Paris Commune, and you see exactly the opposite. All this nonsense about civilisation being overwhelmed by bogeymen if the cops didn't exist is just the result of the feverish imaginations of people who are still trapped in their Oedipus issues, think daddy's going to kill them unless they do as they're told and so project their repressed desire to be free onto other people, imagining it to be a desire to do bad things instead. Also, there's a big list of bad situations which only happen because of the police, e.g.: being stitched up, being Rodney Kinged, being arrested for DWB, wars which happen cos cops smash protests against them, fascists who take power with police support, racism which is fuelled by police support for the racist social order, class power, the anti-union laws, the Criminal Justice Act, etc. etc. All this Nazi nonsense would be impossible without cops so start thinking for yourself instead of believing the crap you're told at school and on the telly.
Fuck pigs!
Fuck pigfuckers!
Fight for freedom!!!!!
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