cal poly

1) Cal Poly is where you go if you want to do something meaningful with the time you spend in college. Of course, going here will virtually guarantee you a prolonged stay, especially if you are in engineering, architecture, or one of the computer majors (in which case you're lucky if you finish in 5-6 years).

2) A source of high stress, difficult and endless work, and perpetual insomnia that will drain you of your time and energy to the point where you miss lectures in order to complete labs on time. If you are in a computer major, be prepared to spend many Friday nights debugging programs to get it ready by the midnight deadline. One of two things is certain: a) you will be tired A LOT, or b) you will be addicted to Adderall.

3) The reason I only get to sleep on days that begin with 'S'. Meanwhile, most other majors drink on every day that ends with 'Y'. Got any Staley classes? Expect this to happen to you!

Cal Poly is living proof of this old saying: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

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Cow Poly

Affectionate nickname for California Polytechnic State University (Cal Poly) in San Luis Obispo.

Some mornings, when the breeze is just right, the robust scent of Cow Poly's beef unit wafts over the campus.

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poly highschool

The best school in the world. Obviously.

Person #1-yo nig ya know snoop dogg went to poly highschool?
Person #2yea man that schools the ishh.

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Loly-poly

Much like all the other 'Lol' extensions, this one means you are laughing so much you do a roly-poly of laughter.

The joke so wasn't funny, but she Loly-poly'd like it was.

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poli trap

Political Trap Music. A sub genre of rap that combined political undertones with Trap music. Term is coined by artist Genesis Be

Beyoncé single "Formations" uses Poli Trap to make a statement about police brutality in post Katrina New Orleans.

Poly-multiverse

Multiple multiverses. A collective group of multiverses or the sum of all the multiverses together, (aka. the quasiverse).

'Some say that outside the multiverse, there could be the poly-multiverse: many multiverses.'

Poly-kook

Slang or jargon for a surfer that uses too single-use plastic. The word is derived from the adjective poly which is used to describe plastic and combined with the preexisting word kook.

Shaun: *uses a straw* *orders a coffee and puts a plastic lid on it*
Clive: Dude, you are such a poly-kook.