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to make someone fall drop dead in love with you
Ryan poptarted Christine with his pimp cooter talk
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Poptart is when a girl with a really long CLIT takes a peice of string and ties one end to her clit and the other end to a doorknob. then slams the door shut as hard as humanly possible.
AAHHHHHH!! THAT POPTART HURT SOO GOOD..
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An increasingly popular and derisive nickname for the 45th President of the United States.
Hardcore on the surface but intellectually and psychologically “soft” on the inside, President Poptart wants us to see him as a hard bargaining dealmaker who fights for America; unfortunately it is a mere mask to cover his greedy agenda.
Someone who thinks he/ she is automatically a ninja, because they dropped their poptart/ waffle/ soap/ glass etc. and managed to catch it with their foot/ elbow/ knee/ forehead etc.
This is obviously not possible, seeing as a ninja would never drop something in the first place.
Joe: Man i just dropped the soap while i was in the shower, and caught it with my foot. Total Poptart Ninja! MLIA!
Pete: No. Your life is not average, and you most definitely are not a ninja, you are a disgrace to all ninja everywhere, seeing as a ninja would never drop something, or have the need to shower.
Any person who has the personality of a pop tart living in a suburban area; colorful and good taste on the inside, flakey white body on the outside.
Liam, stop being a suburban poptart.
A poptart bitch is a woman with whom you sleep with that when you wake up you toss her a poptart and kick her ass out the door, not a keeper and definately not a pancake bitch
Guy 1: hey bro I met this girl last night, total pancake bitch
Guy 2: lucky all the girls I meet are just poptart bitches...
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When you're so lonely all you do is watch Netflix and eat PopTarts.
Bob: What did you do this weekend?
Jim: All I did was Netflix and PopTarts*Falls over crying*.
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