Used in the best movie EVAH (Clerks 2) for an awesome scene.
"hey there ya little porch monkey.........what? I'm bringing it back!"
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A knuckle dragging, mentally deficient bouncer/security at a bar, pub or club
be nice to the porch monkeys otherwise you will get your head kicked in.
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A person who sits on their porch all day, usually doing drugs or pissing off of it. They also will show off their genitals and on occasion actually go inside.
Did you see that porch monkey? He just flipped me off while whipping a dog with his dick.
Derogatory language to describe African Americans who sit on their ass all day and live off food stamps. AKA clay.
I drove through Oakland today, and was shocked at all the porch monkeys that reside there.
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A taxidermy of a deer ass, made to look like the face of a monkey.
That's one mighty fine porch monkey hanging on your wall.
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One of a very vast collection of names for a black guy(or girl :D)
those porch monkeys need to go back to africa!
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