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affectionate name for a lover who is burly and likes to eat.
hi pork, you look so cute today i just want to eat you up.
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When a male and female are wearing pants and rubbing there crothes together.
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When two overweight homeless people have sex
I was walking home last night and I saw those homeless people porking
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Pork Product
The definition of a fat person but said in fun way amongst friends
Fat, me? Says you you little pork product
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1) The beat up vagina of an extremely slutty female.
2) A less than desirable receptacle for your hard shaft.
1) Man, check her out... It would take a 12 pack before I'd stick my cock in her pork socket!!!
2) I wouldn't touch her pork socket with your dick!!!
When Link touches his eye after fondling pork.
Link rubbed his eye after eating Cuban pork with his fingers, resulting in pork eye.
A pork sandwich is when you have sex with a woman in the morning and then another woman in the afternoon and then end up with the first (original woman) again at night.
The woman you originally have sex with in the morning and later that night is the bun. The afternoon piggy is the meat. Hence the name, Pork Sandwich.
Bro 1: Hey man, what did you do yesterday?
Bro 2: I totally crushed a Pork Sandwich!
Bro 1: Whoa, what piggies did you crush?
Bro 2: My side girl was the bun and my gf was the meat.
Bro 1: I am impressed, you fucking dirtbag! Excellent strategy, sir!
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