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"She slid up and down his Porridge Trumpet!"
An extremely full baby diaper with a soft consistency in the fecal matter.
"You should have seen the Oregon Porridge my kid gave me today."
"Oh yeah, was it a mess?"
"Out the diaper and all over her back, a total disaster."
A porridge like substance that is made when you try to hold in diarrhea but it leaks out and mixes with other liquids found in that area. This rancid mixture will only occur when you have swampass or duck butter and some of your sewage leaks out and mixes with it.
Bro i was at a McDonald’s bathroom and i swear someone smeared their anal porridge on the mirrors
Saltine crackers crushed into ramen broth, then stirred together.
Leroy wasn't feeling full after his bowl of instant noodles, so he crushed some crackers into the soup to make himself some ghetto porridge.
Something a guy named Nick aka “Wick Nisely” uses to refer to something posted on Facebook as lame.
“I’m sorry, but your responses are like bad porridge.”
Male erection... fully loaded.
is that a bowl of lucky charms in your pocket or is that a porridge gun???!
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The heavenly breakfast of Queensland locals, most notably Toowoomba. A 50/50 ratio of Wheatbix and Bundaberg Rum Overproof.
What are you having for breakfast mate?
Just some Toowoomba porridge, Bundy OP on Wheatbix.
You're fucked cunt.
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