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A poser, often, is said to be a person who decides that they need to be more different, realizing that they really arent thay great. This poser then goes to the next show at the skate park and attempts to hardcore dance. They fall and hurt their head on the table.
Poser: Yeah...you indie kids are pretty cool.
Indie kid:.....okay...?
Poser: this band is pretty intense, i have their CDs and shirts at my house. I wrote all their lyrics on my wall.
Indie kid:...well....they're local...not signed...don't have a CD out yet, and instrumental.
Poser: Oh. Damnit.
Indie kid: Oh, posers...i enjoy you so.
The poser then leaves the show.
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somebody from pelham, new hampshire who thinks their ghetto.
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Someone who acts as a hypocrite by faking that they like something, or dissing that they like something to look cool.
Aly is such a poser because she wore a lit hat in vain. To further explain, she was being a poser by wearing the hat then dissing it. (She didn't deserve the hat, she is nowhere near as lit as me)
Someone who acts as a hypocrite by faking that they like something, or dissing that they like something to look cool.
Aly is such a poser because she wore a lit hat in vain. To further explain, she was being a poser by wearing the hat then dissing it. (She didn't deserve the hat, she is nowhere near as lit as me)
One who pretends to be what one is NOT.
Look at that poser bitch.
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1. (adj.) one who steals or copies another person's ideas, thoughts, words, or actions and attempts to pass them off as their own.
2. (adj.) someone who pretends to be of a certain group of people in order to become more popular, look cool, or fit in.
3. (adj.) a sorry sucker who is only believable enough to fool themselves and the other poor bastards who fall into the same category.
4. (adj.) a human being with low self-confidence or high levels of immaturity who believe that by living a lie, they will be able to redeem themselves for who they trully are.
The usual lot of posers nowadays include anywhere between tween, pre-teen, and teen. They are made blatantly identifiable by there over the top make-up, hair, costume, action, and 'persona' developed in order to insinuate themselves into whatever category the poser is attempting to infiltrate.
An official dead give-away for a poser is the afore mentioned appearance. But one of the most tell-tale signs of a poser is the fact that they really have absolutely no idea about whatever it is that they are trying to imitate. Simply, they have no understanding of it, and fly by on the bare-bones of knowledge they have probably gathered swiftly over the internet.
Demi Lavato
Selena Gomez
Avril Lavigne
Miley Cyrus
the whores of tween/pre-teen/and teen sets who think they can pull of the emo/scene/rock/skater/punk etc.,etc.,etc. look.
Poser: Like OMG, that new Tokio Hotel stuff is soo cool!
Non-poser: Um, I don't really listen to that. I'm more of a Lamb of God type of guy :D
Poser: ...........
erm, Paramore is like soo cool! Don't you think?
Non-poser: .... :/ Sure.
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someone who trys to fit in with someone or a group of people,labeling themselve like im so punk omg
1) if trying to be a punk they come in with band tee's and Hot Topic pants just to fit in with the punks meanwhile the day before that she liked rap and wore a mini skirt with her uptowns and G-Unit shirt
2) gosh like tomorrow im gonna turn punk and then the next day im gonna be goth and hten im gonna be emo and then im gonna turn gangsta and then ghetto and then im gonna be a thug and then the next day im gonna be a poser and then im gonna turn prep again!! gosh im gonna be so god darn kewl!!
in ex) a girl named andrea will be playing the poser and the punks are gonna be...the punks of course lol
Andrea"omg im so punk when i walk into school tomorrow with my converse and my band tee, even though i dont like the band but im just trying to fit in with all the cool punk kids so i have to look cool and totally punk rawk,my green hair the punk rawkers are ognna wanna be my friend!!"
(the next day in school punks walk up to girl)
Punks "your a poser go back to your freaken mini skirt and uptowns your no punk go home poser"
(later that day at home)
Andrea"omg i dont know what went wrong!!! im gonna be emo now and cry alot now while listening to my emotionless music"
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